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supernatural jokes and comical stories
When can't you bury people who live opposite a graveyard ? When they're not dead ! |
What trees do ghouls like best ? Ceme-trees ! |
What did the baby ghost eat for dinner ? A boo-loney sandwich ! |
Why are graveyards so noisy ? Because of all the coffin ! |
How can you tell if a corpse is angry ? It flips its lid ! |
Why are cemeteries in the middle of towns ? Because they're dead centres ! |
Where do undertakers go in October ? The hearse of the year show ! |
How do undertakers speak ? Gravely ! |
What was written on the hypochondriac's tombstone ? "I told you I was ill" ! |
What is a drunkards last drink ? His bier ! |
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